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    ‘It’s White Christmas in Akwa Ibom State’ Radio Analyst jabs

    straightnewsng.comBy straightnewsng.comDecember 23, 2021 --- 12:21 amNo Comments3 Mins Read
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    Popular radio analyst in Akwa Ibom State has satirically poked at some achievements largely trumpeted by the State government over the past six years.

    The analyst, Imabong Akpakpan, has in her Facebook page wrote ”I don’t know about the rest of Nigerians. But Christmas is looking very good for Akwa Ibomites, thanks to our dear Governor who had the foresight to invest wisely and thoughtfully.’’

    According to her, ”Family Rice is everywhere and very cheap. Uruan Hatchery delivers affordable Eggs to every home. Coconut Oil from Mkpat Enin factory will be the sauce of our stew and fries, it’s even handy for dry skin in this harmattan (Check any nearby supermarkets).

    ”The imported 2,000 Mexican cows had long yielded to over 200,000. Beef and milk supply are in abundance. Astronomical Growth!

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    ”Or is it the Tomatoes that lined the airport road, grown under the best of Green House Technology. A basket of tomatoes in Uyo is as cheap as #200. Heavenly

    ”The Garri processing factory in Oruk Anam is at its functional peak. We’re all feeding fat and exporting some to nearby states and countries like Cross River and Cameroon, respectively.’’

    She further poked ”As for the Flour from Onna, Bakers have been relieved. Baked products are now very cheap.

    ”Electricity?? Forget it. We’re insulated from the challenges of other Nigerian States. Ikang Udom came through. We enjoy at least 22hrs of power supply from Ewet Housing to Osongama to every part of Uyo and the State.

    ”Street lights are blinding. Traffic lights efficient. Potholes, zero. Everywhere is clean. Life is good. Also, our dear Ibom Air has been the best.’’

    ”Their excellent services have been sustained in this Yuletide, indigenes don’t have to break their bank to fly in and out. We’re very proud and grateful for ease of movement, affordable even to the common man. ✌️

    ”To cap it all, ships from all over the world are berthing successfully in Ibaka (Ibom Deep Seaport). Goods are very cheap for indigenes, and jobs everywhere for young people.

    ”The whole place is Industrialized! In fact we are all Udomitized. Meaning our case in this state is different. We’re a practical and living example of what it means to be an Oil Producing State,’’ she concluded.

    Imabong Akpakpan-radio analyst
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