US-based Lady Sandra Duru, also known as Prof. Mgbeke, has mocked the suspended Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan (PDP, Kogi Central), over her satirical apology letter to Senate President Godswill Akpabio.
In a letter dripping with biting irony, Senator Akpoti-Uduaghan offered what could be described as a profuse “apology” for the “grievous crime” of maintaining dignity and self-respect in the Senate President’s presence.
In a mocking manner, the Chairman of Senate Committee on Diaspora and NGOs referenced expectations of compliance, writing: “How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… ‘requests’ was not merely a personal choice but a constitutional violation of certain men’s entitlement.”
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Addressing systemic sexism, she continued: “Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.”
The letter read in part: “Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio, it is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.
‘‘How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… ‘requests’ was not merely a personal choice but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.
‘‘I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of ‘quid pro quo,’ I bow my head in fictional shame.
‘‘Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
However, Sandra who is a Nigerian businesswoman and entrepreneur writing under the topic: ‘‘Natasha Akpoti: A National Disgrace Who Knows Her Game Is Up!’’ tagged her as ‘‘Lie-Tasha.’’
According to her, ‘‘The relentless pursuit and exposure of pathological liars is a masterstroke, and it compels them to stumble straight into the web of their own lies! It’s called HOLE CHASE-OUT!
The louder the applause they gather from their empty show, the bigger and more dramatic their collapse into defeat, shame, and public humiliation becomes. And when the final curtain falls, the law steps in to take its rightful and overdue course.
Important Reminder: Sarcasm is not a legal defense against criminal allegations. Good luck trying to twist words and evade facts with unintelligent sarcasm! What a SATIRICAL APOLOGY!
First, you denied even knowing Dr. Sandra Duru or Prof. Mgbeke, and insisted you never called her.
The Founder of Mgbeke LLC (MGC)—a global brand born from resilience, posited ‘‘Then, you denied ever mentioning the murder of Iniubong Umoren, and claimed you never spoke about Dr. Oby Ezekwesili or FIDA to Dr. Sandra Duru or Prof. Mgbeke.
Finally, instead of addressing the questions directly, you resorted to sarcasm and evasive responses.
Well, now everything is in place, exactly as we have patiently awaited!
Our serial liar has finally responded publicly on her page!
Now, we can proceed to fully inform the public:
- We will reveal the name of the political party leader involved,
- The political party itself,
- Natasha’s phone number (with two digits removed for security and ethical reasons),
- Full audio recordings of her conversations, presented in phases,
- And the responses from the political party leader who initiated these shady meetings.
In our upcoming live broadcast next week, you will hear Natasha’s own excitement, her voice, and her own words, every detail, crystal clear.
Stay tuned. Truth always outlives lies.
SATIRICAL APOLOGY INDEED
Exactly what a drowning serial liar does when caught red-handed, and it’s exactly what I was patiently waiting for!
As a trained psychologist and media scientist, I anticipated this reaction, though even I didn’t expect her to expose herself in such a foolish and reckless manner. But here we are! Lol.
This is what happens when you have a brainless, uncultured individual with zero maturity, no discipline, no moral or ethical values, and absolutely no emotional intelligence pretending to represent the people of Kogi Central.
What an empty head!
Shameful and embarrassing, yet very telling.
Natasha has nothing to say anymore! She has ran out of lies, false allegations and fake tears
In another piece, Dr Anietie John Ukpe writing under RE: A DISSECTION OF SENATOR NATASHA AKPOTI-UDUAGHAN’S INFANTILE LETTER castigated Natasha over the ‘‘satirical apology.’’
Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan’s so-called satirical “apology” to the Senate President is a pitiable exhibition of raw ignorance, juvenile bitterness, and a mind tragically untrained in the basics of wit, dignity, or leadership.
What she vomited in the name of a letter is neither satire nor apology, it is a disgraceful scribble that reveals a shockingly shallow intellect, an absence of self-respect, and an astounding incompetence in even basic communication. The letter reeks of desperation for attention, cheap publicity, and the empty noise typical of those whose ascent to public office far outstrips their mental and emotional readiness to serve.
In attempting to insult the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, she has only succeeded in advertising her own intellectual poverty to the nation. No serious legislator, conscious of the weight of her mandate and the dignity of the Senate, would publicly embarrass herself with such tasteless, childish antics. Arrant nonsense!
If Senator Natasha believed she was wielding satire, she only ended up wielding her deficiencies for all to see. She would be better advised to seek urgent lessons in legislative conduct, public writing, and basic human decency, that is, if she is still capable of learning.
Nigerians expect serious-minded leadership, not street-corner pettiness, horrible manipulator dressed in a senator’s robe. So sad
And
Shameful!”
